PSA: The Dangers of Your Child Pissing You Off While You Drive

There is something about having a child scream at a person while they are in traffic that I'm pretty sure could actually cause the driver's head to explode. Just driving along, child screaming about everything and nothing all at once and then *pop* head explodes.

Someone should make a PSA. "The Dangers of Your Child Pissing You Off While You Drive" This is a problem that America needs to get behind.

Homer Simpson was on to something when he fully removed the children from the parent while driving.

The Homer  comes equipped with two bubble domes; one in the front, while the one in back is for quarreling kids, and comes with optional restraints and muzzles.

Today I took Little Bear to the zoo, which was great. The drive home, on the other hand, was ridiculous. He was sad to leave but also tired and hungry, which made a lovely little crabby child cocktail. Let's add the fact that it is still construction season in MN, which means every highway between any give point A and point B is probably a complete cluster f*ck and will cause you to want to hurt a random elected official. 

The two things together could cause a mother to lose it. 

I am proud to say I did not yell or say anything terrible to him. I did however try to reason with him a lot and look like a crazy bitch while in bumper to bumper traffic. 

We won't be driving to the zoo again for a while.